I ... think I'm in love ...

Whatever it is, I've got this strong desire to hold her, be with her, play with her. Push all the right buttons, ya know? She's so sexy, and sleek ... like a cat.

She caught my eye a little over a year ago, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since. I even go to her website every now and then, just to see what's new in her world. She's so pretty, and strong, and easy to get along with. Everything just seems right with her... ya know?

I've kept this a secret for too long. It's time everyone knows about us.

And I wanted to announce it here first...

We're getting married!

I know! It's crazy isn't it?! Who would've thought, ME?! I couldn't help it... she just swept me off my feet. She's very disarming... she's just so friendly, and makes you feel comfortable, safe, secure... like you can do anything. And she does it all with a smile.

Now, we haven't set an exact date, but we're pretty sure it's going to be sometime this coming spring. The sooner the better, I say! But she want's to make sure everything is perfect... you know how they are about these things. Ah well, what can ya do?

My name is Jay, and I've been seduced by the dark side...