Calander survey

January

1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
I did not. I always break 'em so I decided not to bother this year.

2. Who kissed you at midnight?
Uhh...

3. Does it snow where you live?
About once every 5 years maybe.

4. Do you like hot chocolate?
FO SHO!

5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
Nope... not too hip on big crowds either.

February

1. Who was your valentine in 2006?
Wow... kick a guy while he's down why don't ya?

2. When you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class?
Oh most definitely.

3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
Not in the slightest.

March

1. Are you Irish?
I got a little Irish in me. Mostly Cherokee, Norwegian, and Scottish though.

2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day?
Only when I'm looking to get pinched. (re: Not usually, no.)

3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2006?
I think I hung out with some friends and had a few drinks, and smoked some cigars or something. I've slept since then.

4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
End of Winter is like the worst thing EVER! I love the cold.

April

1. Do you like the rain?
I'm a sucker for a good shower.

2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
Of course. I'm a little bastard like that.

3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter?
Oh always. My mom keeps telling me I'm too old for Easter. I laugh. We've done this for close to the last 15 years.

4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
Ooooooh I'm telling!

May

1. What's your favorite kind of flower?
I'm kinda partial to the Bird of Paradise.

2. Do you like the spring?
It's alright as far as seasons go. But it's like 3rd on my list of favorites.

3. Finish the phrase "April showers..."
so Jay doesn't flee in terror.

4. What is the first color you think of when you think of Spring?
White... it's everwhere.

June

1. What year did/will you graduate from high school?
1996

2. Did you go on any vacations last June?
Nope.

3. Did you realize nothing special happens in June?
Um... NO! It's my birthday. And shit. And I dunno... I think there's like Father's Day or something in there too. But MY birthday!

July

1. What did you do on the 4th of July?
Played Guitar Hero, and was late for my parents cookout. And that weekend I was floating down the Guadalupe.

2. Do you go on any vacations during this month?
The last two years I've been on the Guadalupe at or near July 4th... dunno that I'd call it a vacation though, since it's just over a weekend.

3. Do you blast the A/C all day?
Hell to the yes! Cold good ... hot ... baaaad!

August

1. Will you do anything special at the end of your summer?
I am going to perform a nice ritual and prepare for the Samhain festival and... oh... wait, umm... I'll uhh... yeah, be looking forward to the cooler weather.

2. What was your favorite summer memory of '06?
I flirted all day with this cute 19 year old on the Guadalupe. Since she came with her parents, I offered to bring her home with me on Sunday, but her dad got wasted, her mom got pissed, so they went home right after we got off the river. That sucked. So maybe it's not the best memory :-/

3. Do you have a sunburn?
Not this year... last year though... holy hell.

4. Do you go to the beach a lot?
Uh... yeah, not really.

September

1. Did you attend school/college in '05?
Nope.

3. Do you like fall better than summer?
God yes! Autumn is #2 on my list of season. Close 2nd to Winter.

October

1. What was your favorite Halloween costume?
I got invited to a halloween party when I first moved to Allen, and I came as a ninja... even went around hiding behind trees and shit. I was such a dork.

2. What's your favorite candy?
"Kit Kat, bitches!" Ah GYEAH straight up!
Or Dark Chocolate... like REALLY dark.

3. What did you dress up like last year?
I did the stoner thing (see my profile pic), got my dreads on, rolled a couple fatty's and generally got down with my bad self. Dawg.

November

1. Whose house did you go to for thanksgiving?
My Aunt & Uncle's (Dad's sister)... it's pretty much a yearly thing. Either there, or my Grandparents.

2. Do you love stuffing?
My grandmother's stuffing is the BOMB!

3. What are you most thankful for?
BOOBIES!

What?

December

1. Do you celebrate Christmas?
Everyday... er... yeah.

2. If not, what do you celebrate?
I kinda dig Hannukah (sp?)... 8 days of presents freaking RULES!

3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
I have. Sometimes it's frightening... I remember one office party I had when working support for Dell... I saw this... I mean, I don't mean to be rude... but this thing approaching me, drunk as all get out. I wasn't near anything, like a bar or food or anything, so I quickly surveyed my surroundings, and caught the sprig of mistletoe in my periphery. I made the "OOOOH! I've got the shits!" face and bolted for the bathroom. I'm a bastard, but I'm not heartless. Well, not always.

4. Get anything special last year?
I got many awesome's. I'm definitely down with the presents.

5. What do you want this year?
"Two chicks at the same time." Amen brotha Joe!

6. Do you like cold weather?
"I think if we've established anything in this survey... it's that I love cold weather and that we should blow up the sun immediately." -Joe

I'll spearhead the foundation. Arnold wants to blow up the moon. That's just silly. We need to be thinking bigger than that... and what's bigger than the sun? At least... what within 100 million miles?